| | Subject: | THIS IS MY FIRST EVER IJ-ONLY ENTRY OMG | | Time: | 04:58 pm | | Current Mood: | mwah! |
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| but it seemed apropos:
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
I D L E R A T !!! | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | Famous Author Kills Beloved Characters in Outing Tragedy | | Time: | 11:19 pm |
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| ...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig! Hedwig was gay, gay, gay! I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CHARACTERS!"
Neither Rowling nor her press representatives were available for comment at press time. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Tags: | art, music, toronto | | Current Music: | Stars: In our bedroom after the war | | Current Location: | home again | | Subject: | a humorous observation, and art | | Time: | 01:12 pm |
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| Nuit Blanche was both better and worse than it was last year. It wasn't a complete surprise, the way it was the first year. But it has become a civic holiday - and of course it has, as it involves staying up all night in the midst of a huge crowd, taking in avant-garde art and spending no money, in the company of beloved friends and attractive strangers - complete with happy greetings the day before: "Bonne Nuit Blanche!"
I kind of want to go to the one in Montreal in March.
Anyway, our night of art began with Vietnamese dinner in a jolly gang, which was served to us rather slowly, which made the more peckish among us all emo, which in turn led to the observation that all Smiths songs should have been about food. You know,
I am the son, and the heir, of a hunger that is criminally vulgar ... I am human and I want to be fed just like anyone else does
or
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a thing to eat
and
I wanted a snack, and then I had a snack and heaven knows I'm miserable now
Well anyway it seemed very funny to us at the time. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Current Location: | not in the car | | Subject: | Virtue goes unrewarded. Film at eleven. | | Time: | 11:39 pm |
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| I was driving from campus to the gym on the only highway that cuts through the middle of Our Fair City, just before rush hour. Traffic was heavy enough that I'd just come to a halt, in the perpetual traffic jam that marks the end of the highway as it empties out onto the street in midtown. Suddenly there was a big jolt and a loud noise: I'd been rear-ended.
I pulled over to the very narrow side of the highway and so did the person who rear-ended me. She got out of her car (a nicer and more recently produced Honda than the Honda I was driving) and carefully edged her way along the shoulder, to lean into my window. She turned out to be a small young woman in very large sunglasses. "Hello!" she said, "I'm so sorry! I fell asleep!"
So I called the cops, and then we exchanged information, and then we inspected the damage, of which there wasn't any, and then I insisted that we stay there and wait for the cops anyway, and then we waited some more, and then three tow trucks showed up in quick succession, each with disappointed tow truck drivers who, upon seeing the no real damage, assured us that there was no point in waiting around for the cops and that we should just go away to the accident-reporting site. The last of these was still arguing about it when a cop did finally appear. The nice young woman told him the same story she'd told me, including the crucial words "I fell asleep."
"Ah," said the cop, and the turned to me and began explaining, at some length, how there was no visible damage and I should just go to the accident reporting center. I said that I understood that and in fact had no intention of even bothering with the accident reporting; I just wanted to make sure that this person, who was falling asleep while driving, did not get behind the wheel of her car again today.
The cop said, yes, that was a good point, and turned to the sleepy young woman, and explained to her at great length that the nice tow truck man was going to tow her car to the nearest parking lot, and she was going to leave the keys with the cops. She wasn't very happy about it, but he was adamant. The discussion was still going on as I drove away.
So that was ninety minutes of social awkwardness by the side of the road, in the interests of doing the right thing.
Also I appear to have a relatively mild case of food poisoning. All in all, not a happy day. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | well, that was surprising | | Time: | 10:18 am | | Current Mood: | stunned |
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| Hey! I wrote fic! I wrote fic that's more than 100 words long! and in a fandom other than HP, too! It's futurefic Buffyverse femslash, and it's over here.
I'll post it to The Archive at the End and maybe Ficwad eventually, but right now it's just there, at the Characters of Color fest. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | well, that explains a lot | | Time: | 11:21 pm |
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| The website scotlandonsunday is quoting Time Warner reps as saying that they have been behind the "crackdown on Harry Potter homosexual porn." Link is here. Thanks to logovo1 at lj for the reference.
Shit. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
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